The Gnoming - Haikus from Hell
. . . GROUND BREAKING, ARTISTIC AND ABSURD . . .
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Word of Warning - Happy? Jolly? LIES! —Justin Briles | The Gnoming
Soft back -Pre-order Today (Signed by authors) - | Roller Coaster Surprise - Crimson Sprayed the crowd. —T. Glenn Bane |
Gnomes invade the sleepy town of Megon, NC on the celebration of its 250th birthday. Dangerous carnival rides become the tools of death wielded by the sinister little imps as they find cruder and more terrible ways to slay innocent after innocent. Their offensive and twisted humor is only rivaled by their violent thirst for human blood.
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In the mist of the chaos a street smart goth girl from New York and her new country friends must survive the gnomes while learning an important lesson about self-reliance and growing up.
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This book will make you laugh, cringe and gasp with every tasteless thrill and over the top bloody kill. You will finish this story and immediately start looking for the next.
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Creatively written, this book is unique in its story telling. Each section of the book is written first with a short synopsis of the coming section and followed by beautifully detailed vignettes, punctuated by a small collection of catchy haiku poems.
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Each section is illustrated with haunting illustrations of garden gnomes from T. Glenn Bane, Art Director of NeDeo Press and award winning cover artist of Actual Factual Dracula, Ivy Cole and the Moon, Luna, The Dark Fantasy of Sundrah and more.